Sound like you?
If yes, please do not be offended, you’re crazy and fun and we like you but you’re not quite what we’re looking for.

If no, please do not be offended, you’re honest and charming and we like you but you’re not quite what we’re looking for.

However, if you happen to be a simply brilliant waiter that loves to run up stairs or a spectacular barista with a penchant for cleaning under the coffee machine, you might just be the person we’re looking for. Amazing socks help.

If you think you’re one of these people, send the following, quickly:

A CV, and a damn good one too

A couple of dynamite references (friends do count but, remember, they need to be just as fantastic as you to do it justice, parents too.

A small, brief, twitter-length piece of prose telling us why you’re quite so wonderful. Keep it to under 30 words please.